Frankie Cocozza picks fight with Wayne Rooney (seriously)

FRANKIE Cocozza's one-man mission to define the meaning of the word 'berk' seems to be progressing nicely.
Yesterday the disheveled former X Factor contestant decided to pick a fight with Wayne Rooney.

Taking to his Twitter feed, the "singer" decided to use the trending hashtag #CelebsThatLookLikeTheyStink to take an unprovoked pop at England's star striker.

"not really a celeb but I bet his pits are stinking, along with his breath @waynerooney," tweeted Frankie, bravely.

But Wayne wasn't going to take the taunting lying down.

"sorry who are u again (sic)," he replied.

"Oh yeah i remember ur the kid who was on x factor who couldnt sing. (sic)"

But Frankie wasn't finished.

"Just got merked by Rooney, personally I think that's quite sick," he said, perhaps forgetting who started the altercation.

But by this stage Frankie - characteristically, perhaps - was clearly enjoying the attention.

"thankyou for making my day (sic)," he said.

"knew I'd hit a nerve. I don't like you atall..

"But bring home the goods this summer please (sic)"

Though Wayne clearly decided to draw a line under the dignified episode by denying Frankie the satisfaction of a response.