Rihanna Says Spurs Defoe Is Off To Arsenal

WHEN Rihanna met Spurs reserve striker Jermain Defoe at the London O2 to meet Rihanna, she gushed:

“Oh, Jermain, you play for Arsenal, yeah? I’ve heard all about you.”

At which point Jermain arches an eyebrow and says: “Va-va-voom!”