Paris Hilton made $1.3 billion last year, is still becoming richer, more detestable

As you may have noticed, Paris Hilton hasn't been around much over the past few months. No-one knew why or where she went, all we knew was that she went, and that we still had exactly the same number of fucks as before she left*. 

Unfortunately, she's now returned and it turns out that what she was actually doing on her break from slavishly taking her clothes off in public was travelling the world and attempting to launch Paris Hilton as a global presence, most likely in a very similar way to that of Spanish flu in 1918.
Her first stop on the road back to the House Where Dogs Look Like Cats was with popular men's magazine FHM, where she spoke about being rich, how British boys aren't just a bunch of drunken thugs and how a surprisingly large number of people have a clinically sterile nose:

'I’m involved in my products every step of the way,'
'My fragrances are doing really well at the moment. They’ve produced more than $1.3billion in revenue since 2005.
'I have 35 stores and 17 product lines and then there’s my racing team, my 14 fragrances and my new project, the Paris Hilton Beach Club chain.
'The first one is opening in the Philippines soon. It’s going to have nightclubs, restaurants, bars, gyms, everything really.'
'I love the vibe [in London], the people, the accent... British guys are really different to the guys in America - they’re all such gentlemen and they’re far more mature.
'It’s just a different mindset. I’ve met a lot of nice British guys, I think the way that your parents raise you is a lot different, because you’re so polite and sweet. British guys are really hot.'
'I have a huge passion for house music.
'It always has been my passion. I just haven’t been able to focus on it, because I have been doing reality TV for so long now.'
'I’ve been working on the album with lots of other top DJs for a while now and I think people will be really surprised. It’s very modern and very catchy; perfect party music.
'There are just so many great DJs right now. And I should know, I’ve been to over 100 raves in the past year, so I’ve heard every type of music.'